I think I just heard my heart break.
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
God I love Ellen!!
I LOVE JAY
when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you
"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"
Thank you 🌞
She filled in her ghastly brows obviously
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
when somebody joins tumblr